I turned on the Miss Universe pageant last night. No, that’s too strong of a word, I had just watched Nanny 911 (or whatever it’s called) and was flipping channels. The millionaires were playing roundball on channel 9, Food TV was talking about (gasp) food, the weather channel said it might be hot again today. […]
Just to show my age, I remember when these wacky kids were introduced as the Not Ready for Prime Time Players. Doesn’t seem that long ago, but apparently it has been thirty years now. Damn.
Um, what kind of year do you think it will be when the first thing you remember (at 4 AM) is “Mommy I pooped in my pants!” from the child that was running a 104 fever? And then you wake up to realize it’s not all a dream (still hot, still pooping), and then the […]