A couple of guys are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, “I think […]
“Luke, I am your father… and your uncle… and your first and second cousin, your nephew…” “Houston, we have a ‘possum.” “What does it feel like? Kind of like sticking your fingers in warm chicken fried steak with gravy.” “You had me at ‘Sooooey!’” “We’ll always have Wal-Mart.” “You’re trying to seduce me, aren’t you, […]
I’ve resorted to sending Gmail invites to myself. If anybody wants one, lemme know. I’ve put a new gmail address on this page (right column about halfway down) and may start using that for my return address when I post on blogs. The problem is (and I’ve written about this before) I cannot access gmail […]