I’ve got exactly zip

I can’t think of a single. thing. to write. Sorry y’all. I was going to comment on how quickly a distraught woman with vaseline on a plane (lube on a plane?) was captured this morning, but I guess some people don’t think it as absurd as I do. (the whole “security alert,” not the poor […]

Alcoholoroscopes

This can be found all over the place, but my drunk sister sent it to me via e-mail: Also: Welcome to all the fine folks visiting from LiveJournal! In case you’re curious, I’m an Aries, but I had to look up what “bellicose” meant. Feel free to share in the comments.. ARIES Drinking style Impulsive […]

Whew, made it to Monday

I hope y’all had an awesome weekend.  Me?  It’s good to be a dad.  This entry managed to get away from me and get really long, so clicky if you wanna read it…