Zoot is trying to become number 2 on Google for “amalah stupid dumbass moron.” Who’s number one? Why, Amalah, of course. (Hey, she started it) So I thought I’d try my Google skillz and see if I could get to number 2 FIRST for “amalah stupid dumbass moron”, even though I doubt I’m even in […]
Hi there. Ben has asked me to inject a bit of the female point of view here to balance out the recent rash of beer jokes. And it just so happens that I have a wee bee in my bonnet, so the timing couldn’t be better. Yes, I know; ME with an ISSUE, it’s positively… […]
An oldie, but somebody was compelled to e-mail it to me, so I must share… 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: A. Lovemaking. B. Screwing. C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town. 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you’ve both […]