I’m not saying this is true, cuz it’s not. But it made me smile. Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about a pastor. The pastor had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and was then afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would not […]
I’m like those magazines by the check-out line at the grocery store, just a little trashy nonsense to read while you wait to pay for your milk and eggs and get on with your day. And with that, here’s: INSTANT MESSENGER: ABBREVIATIONS Abbreviation #1: whrthfckuben? Previously long phrase: “Goodness, it’s been a long time since […]
The other day I returned from the grocery store with lots of extra stuff. I went to pick up a prescription and get bread and milk, and returned with things like multiple pints of ice cream and blocks of cheese. I meant to say “hungry” but what came out was, “I guess I shouldn’t go […]