yesterdays and used to bes from a long long time ago take my faded memory to a place that i used to go we used to fly like we had wings when we were easier to please i loved you and you loved me yesterdays and used to be with just a mattress on the […]
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. “Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is three o’clock in the […]
“I got better.” Thanks, everyone, for the kind words after my lame-o post this afternoon. I went out and found some “Shock the Chunky Monkey,” which is a new Ben and Jerry’s flavor with little chunks of chocolate-coated Prozac, swirls of caramel, and banana ice cream. It’s da bomb! Seriously, folks, if I had some […]