Last summer, after Midas fucked up my car, I took it to my “regular” mechanic. Now, you would think I would know better than to let Midas fuck up my car, but I was under the mistaken impression that their warranty meant something and they had worked on it before. They finally managed to get […]
My landlady treats me like I don’t pay my rent Gave my car to my mechanic, I ain’t seen it since My phone is always ringing, when I want to be alone They try and sell me everything from Heaven to cologne Everybody’s got an offer I can’t refuse It’s a circus out here mama, […]
If there’s one thing I know, it’s that hearing “It’s a Wonderful World” will bring my wife to tears, especially when it’s sung by Satchmo his ownself. There is something about this simple tune that seems to capture so many emotions. I see trees of green, red roses too I see them bloom for me […]