“I see dead people.” Make no doubt about it, this one is the most intense Star Wars there is. But probably only because in the original Star Wars (which is now Episode IV) when they blew up a planet and “millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced” they didn’t actually show […]
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin decides to take a walk around town. […]
Heee, can’t leave that freakin’ post about the guy three doors down that has been convicted of having sex with teen boys. Nope. So here’s some happier stuff: my car is back in the shop, my car has a blown head gasket, my car insists on at least $1,000 to get back on the road, […]