Mary had a little watch. She swallowed it one day. She took a dose of Castor Oil, to pass the time away. Days went by and time it didn’t pass. So, if you want to know what time it is, just look up Mary’s… do tell… uncle. He has a watch.
If you want a laugh, read this article about a principal that cancels prom (I always think of Robin Hood: “And cancel Christmas!” but I digress) ‘It is not primarily the sex/booze/drugs that surround this event, as problematic as they might be; it is rather the flaunting of affluence, assuming exaggerated expenses, a pursuit of […]
I’m starting to depress even myself with my posts. Here’s a joke from my mom: Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, he said “Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I […]