Senior Jokes

CAR CARE An elderly Florida resident called 911 on her cell phone. To report her car had been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: “They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel , the brake pedal and even the accelerator!” she cried. The dispatcher said, “Stay calm. An officer […]

My house is clean!

It will be clean at least until the girls are awake again.  *sigh*  My husband and I had a party for his coworkers on Sunday night.  We played a Texas Hold ‘Em Tournament.  Neither of us was at the finals table.  I chose not to play, but instead to play ‘hostess‘.  That means I got […]

A blogging diet, or blogging about diet, or diet blogging?

Confused? I found, through Boing, Boing, a fantastic blog account of how Jeremy lost 50 pounds over the course of a year.  Now, being somebody who needs to lose (at least) 100 pounds, this naturally caught my eye. First of all, here’s the link. Now, let’s put a little tidbit out there: This week I’ll […]