Redneck Haiku

Inspired (again) by Genuine, here’s something y’all might like: BEAUTY Naked in repose Silvery silhouette girls Adorn my mudflaps REMORSE A painful sadness Can’t fit big screen TV through Double-wide’s front door OPTIONS Unemployment’s out Hey, maybe I can get on Disability BLAZE Distant siren screams Dumb-ass Verne’s been playing with Gasoline again EXUBERANCE Joyous, […]

Kids these days

Apparently a new hobby in Florida is hanging yourself by meathooks. Lt. Tom Brazil of the Coast Guard told the Key West Citizen newspaper that a young man, who also had hooks embedded in his heavily pierced and tattooed skin, assured him the group was “just enjoying the afternoon.”

Update on stuff

Now that I’ve calmed down somewhat, here’s a recap of my lovely day: This AM wrestled the kids out of the house and to day care / summer camp. My car’s temperature gauge looks like it is on a trampoline. The car drives the same, I’m watching for any other signs of overheating and not […]