My duty is to educate the masses

An alert reader wrote to me and said: “I know that I’m pretty isolated but I never thought there would be something called panda porn…not referring to your blog. Thought it was just a joke. But after googling, I’m afraid that it’s a real thing & I’m too scarred to click on to see what […]

Sexiest Fetus

The Borowitz Report .com: “According to People spokesperson Marla Divicentis, the magazine’s editors took the unusual step of putting a fetus on the cover after sneaking an early peek at Ms. Jolie’s ultrasound and pronouncing the unborn child “uber-hot.” “We took one look at that ultrasound and decided that, quite simply, we had never seen […]

Oh, yeah

I know I’ve got at least one Jolie fan that reads me sometimes. This movie looks good. Emphasis, of course, on “looks” Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005) Movie Stills – RopeofSilicon.com (with a hat-tip to Jo Blo, who merely typed the words “jolie” and “leather” and pretty much had me foaming at the mouth)