You ever get something in your head, and unless you tell somebody or write it down, it won’t go away? Me, too. So I’m writing these things down so they can go away: 1) I so want this shirt for my wife: 2) I don’t like sellers on Ebay who won’t leave feedback unless you, […]
That number? Is the percentage of people who hit my blog looking for Emma Watson. She’s not here. Never has been. Never will be. But you come looking anyway. Oh, and of the others? One person looking for potato jokes, somebody wanting to know how to get their stimulus payment (answer: they’ll send it to […]
Yes, we’re watching that Cindy Williams classic, “Bingo.” The kids are having waaay too much fun with the fart jokes. We went to the beach today, had some fun, and things went great until a rude wave surprised her and stole my wife’s