Sorry I haven’t been bringing you my usually endless tirade of silly news stories and pictures from around the web, bad jokes I’ve heard at the office cooler, or insignificant details of my insignificant existance (hey, that would be a good name for a rock band! Along with Urban Lunchmeat) I was at a client’s […]
There was this young lady who was five feet three inches tall and pleasantly plump. After she had a minor accident, her mother accompanied her to the emergency room. When the triage nurse asked for her height and weight, she blurted out, “Five-foot-eight and 125 pounds.” While the nurse pondered this information, her Mom leaned […]
Everyone else is posting jokes, so I want to, too. Q: What’s brown and sticky? A: A stick.