She sent me this killer joke: A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay […]
…you start getting SPAM from ‘shooting vests’ manufacturers. (I thought about writing back and asking if they had one that could protect the face…)
The jokes keep landing in my inbox. I report, you decide… Once upon a time, Little Red Riding Hood’s mother (being concerned about the increase in violence in rural America) gave Little Red a .45 caliber gun for protection. Little Red kept this gun in her basket. One summer day while on the way to […]