…it’s just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. “President Bush fell off his mountain bike down on his ranch in Texas. A couple weeks ago, John Kerry fell off his bicycle. See, doesn’t this make you miss President Clinton? That guy, he could ride anything without falling off.” —Jay Leno”President Bush […]
“According to USA Today, the Kerry campaign now has $28 million dollars in the bank. After hearing this, Mrs. Kerry said, ‘That is so cute.’” —Conan O’Brien “President Bush still says Iraq has weapons of mass destruction we never found. It sounds like he is back on those drugs he never did.” —Craig Kilborn
Ouch: “Members of Congress now say there are videos and dozens of pictures of that West Virginia Private Lynndie England — you know the girl with the leash. I’m not making this up and I feel bad saying it, but there’s video of her having group sex with American soldiers in front of Iraqi prisoners. […]