suddenly: hungry

Men’s Health has named the 20 Worst Foods iin America. Coming in at #1: Outback Steakhouse Aussie Cheese Fries with Ranch Dressing 2,900 calories 182 g fat 240 g carbs (link was really slow when I wrote this, my computer apparently had Outback) I don’t even need a fork…

half-assed Super Tuesday

Okay, perhaps I just have my panties in a wad over Texas (1/12 of the nation) not getting a primary until after everything is finished. But why do they do this primary thing week after week. Here’s my idea: 1 primary day. Everybody votes. Get it over with. Hell, we all vote on one Election […]

making an IED*

*Improvised Exorcist Device Feed hungry child spaghetti don’t forget the “more, please!” take child to soccer practice after practice, let child quench her thirst with bottled sports drink of questionable vintage (and ripeness) shake well Enjoy! while hilarity ensues Admire your handiwork, and drive with the windows down for the next two days.