More Marvin quotes

“You think you’ve got problems, what are you supposed to do if you’re a manically depressed robot? No, don’t bother to answer that, I’m fifty thousand times more intelligent than you and even I don’t know the answer. It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.” “Sorry, did I say […]

More quotes from Douglas Adams

From the series “Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy”: Charming man. I wish I had a daughter so I could forbid her to marry one… “I refuse to prove that I exist,” says God, “for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.” “But,” say Man, “the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn’t it? […]

Marvin the Paranoid Android

Life. Don’t talk to me about life. Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it. I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed. I’m not getting you down at all, am I? I think Marvin is my hero. Is that scary or what?