Two men were down on their luck and decided to paint houses to earn some extra money. To start their business they asked the pastor of a local church if he would be interested in their service. He agreed and the men went out to buy the paint. As they drove to the paint store […]
Just a few things I’ve learned so far this weekend (and blatantly lifted from here so I don’t actually have to type them): Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad […]
But I guess they’ve found one. An alert reader sent in this article about people that are now using software to find backward lyrics in music. Back when we had these things called “turntables” it was easier to play a record backward (it was also a lot easier to fuck up a $100 needle – […]