My son, this morning, said, “I bet Poppa is talking to GG today. Because, he can now.” (GG is short for ‘great grandmother’, my mom’s mother who passed away three years ago) Then my son continued, “You can probably have treats, there (in heaven), but I bet God will make you eat first before you […]
Found on the interweb thingy: I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into […]
COMMANDMENT 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. COMMANDMENT 2. If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. COMMANDMENT 3. Marriage is grand — and divorce is at least 100 grand! COMMANDMENT 4. Married life is very […]