My landlady treats me like I don’t pay my rent Gave my car to my mechanic, I ain’t seen it since My phone is always ringing, when I want to be alone They try and sell me everything from Heaven to cologne Everybody’s got an offer I can’t refuse It’s a circus out here mama, […]
Gotta run (going to church tonite, believe it or not) so here’s one last joke: It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why they […]
Have you ever known a couple that was all mushy and lovey-dovey and it really just irritates you? That used to be us. A long time ago, in a galaxy not too far away, my phone rang and a good friend of mine said “Are you going to the prom?” I said, er, no, I […]