The one where he makes excuses for everything

I know. I KNOW. First, I promised a review of “Charlie’s Soap.” I started on it, I did. But I was so busy USING the darn stuff (laundry and household cleaner) that I didn’t actually sit down to finish the review. THEN, I promised you pictures. Not just any pictures, but pictures custom made to […]

Are you SURE I’m a polar bear?

It’s been a while since I posted this little ditty, but this is what went through my mind last night as I scraped the ice off my car so I could open the door and get home with my groceries. This morning? I’m home because the roads are bad (freezing rain last night). Check our […]

Pop quiz!

We’re at the store and the cashier decides to have a little fun with the boys. She would hold up things and ask them to name them. This was last weekend: Cashier: “Okay, how about this?” Boy 1: “An orange.” Boy 2: “Watermelon!” Boy 1: “Bread!” Cashier: “Close, it’s a cantaloupe.” (holds up something else) […]