An 80 year old man went into the confessional and told the priest the following: “Father, I am an 80 year old man, I’m married, I have 4 children and 11 grandchildren. Last night I strayed and had an affair with two 18 year old girls. We partied and made love all night long.” The […]
Inspired (again) by Genuine, here’s something y’all might like: BEAUTY Naked in repose Silvery silhouette girls Adorn my mudflaps REMORSE A painful sadness Can’t fit big screen TV through Double-wide’s front door OPTIONS Unemployment’s out Hey, maybe I can get on Disability BLAZE Distant siren screams Dumb-ass Verne’s been playing with Gasoline again EXUBERANCE Joyous, […]
Have sex, or watch a Kathy Lee Gifford special on E!? Have sex, or watch a Kathy Lee Gifford special on E!? Have sex, or watch a Kathy Lee Gifford special on E!? Hmmmmm for me the choice was made by my wife! (apologies to Genuine, from whom I stole just about everything in this […]