I miss Carnac

Holds envelope up to forehead: “You step on it again, and it cracks this time.” – tearing open the envelope – “What happens when you don’t remove the bird your cat has “given” you just inside the door to the garage the moment you find it.”

more people that need a hobby

But I guess they’ve found one. An alert reader sent in this article about people that are now using software to find backward lyrics in music. Back when we had these things called “turntables” it was easier to play a record backward (it was also a lot easier to fuck up a $100 needle – […]