We’re here to pump (clap) you up!

Wherein the silly old bear bitches for a minute about the state of gas stations. I remember when I was a young driver, back when mastodons roamed the earth and the Cowboys could still play football, if you ever needed to put air in one of your tires you could just do so while waiting […]

Idiots

There are days that I’m ashamed to be living in the same state as some people. This is one of them: Texas House Moves To Ban Risque Cheerleading ..the bill does not specifically define bawdy performances. Democratic state Representative Al Edwards of Houston argued that lascivious exhibitions are a distraction for high school students that […]

Newpy Happ Year

Um, what kind of year do you think it will be when the first thing you remember (at 4 AM) is “Mommy I pooped in my pants!” from the child that was running a 104 fever? And then you wake up to realize it’s not all a dream (still hot, still pooping), and then the […]