On the other hand

I am so fucking sick of hearing about Roger Clemens. Who, really, gives a shit anymore? There are two options: he did or he didn’t. Option 1: he didn’t. But his trainer says he did. Option 2: he did. But his trainer also says he did. Either way, I don’t give a flying fuck anymore. […]

did anybody catch that flying pig?

If, 24 hours ago, you would have told me that the Giants would win the Super Bowl and that my wife and I would steal a few minutes of “grown up time” in the middle of the afternoon, I would have said you were certifiable. Looking at how things turned out, now I’d call you […]

known for their psychedelics and flying pigs

Last FM has decided that “Surfin’ Safari” by the Beach Boys qualifies as “similar to Pink Floyd.” Heh. (scary factoid: I’ve seen both groups in concert, and they’re right) update: that was supposed to be a joke. Careful with that axe, Wilson…