Happy Christmas

Here’s the playlist for my Christmas CD. I wrote it down this time, aren’t ya proud? I actually wrote this a couple weeks ago, and am just re-posting it without reading it again (hope I didn’t screw anything up) Alabama – Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree My son LOVES this song, so it just had […]

Food fetish?

Ah, Food TV. It’s on all the time here. Sometimes in two rooms. There’s something about those food tv hosts, isn’t there? They are never out of something and running to the store to get it. They never have to catch a child to get their butcher knife back. They don’t toss stuff to the […]

THE WORLD’S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?” The girl said, “NO!” And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted. THE END