Too funny: You know, parenthood can be spectacularly unsexy. Now, I’m sure there are people who would vehemently disagree with me on that statement — possibly while gesturing to the Sybian lurking in their hall closet, ready to erupt into full 120 RPM power as soon as the kids go down for their afternoon nap […]
‘Boom Boom, Out go the Lights’ comes on the radio while we are working in our room. Baby: “I’m dancing!” (shakes booty) Mom: “Why are you taking off your clothes?” Baby: “I’m dancing!” Should I be worried?
Hi, Internets! pause. Okay, let’s try that again: Hi, internets! That’s better. Okay then. I’m sure you’re wondering just what will I blather about today. You know you wanna know, and it probably kept you up half the night. Me too! So here it is: I’m trying to cut back on my caffeine. There, that’s […]