I’m sitting on the couch watching Being Elmo with one of my kids. We just finished The World’s Fastest Indian. This is good, this is just being together. No drama, no expectations. I feel detached, though. Like I need something more. But what? The Elmo documentary is amazing; this young man (at the time) KNEW […]
That number? Is the percentage of people who hit my blog looking for Emma Watson. She’s not here. Never has been. Never will be. But you come looking anyway. Oh, and of the others? One person looking for potato jokes, somebody wanting to know how to get their stimulus payment (answer: they’ll send it to […]
It will never stop raining I will never be finished with the bloody closet Hokey Pokey Elmo will never shut the hell up