Saturday, by numbers

13.5 – Hours away from home 6 – hours not in the car 1 – football playoff game viewed that had my niece performing on the drill team at halftime 38-0 – the score at halftime. We weren’t winning 56 – the temperature in fahrenheit. 4 – cups of coffee I had all day 4 […]

Beer, it’s not just for breakfast anymore

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative; 2. Preliminary; 3. Proliferation; 4. Cinnamon. THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK: 1. Specificity; 2. British Constitution; 3. Passive-aggressive disorder. THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex; 2. Nope, […]

Ready Freddy

So my new copy of Queen Greatest Hits vol I and II arrives today in the mail. And I find myself in the living room dancing with the kids. Don’t stop me now I’m having such a good time I’m having a ball don’t stop me now If you wanna have a good time just […]