World Diplomacy Rerouted to Calling Center in Bangalore

BUSH OUTSOURCES STATE DEPARTMENT President George W. Bush seized the opportunity presented by Colin Powell’s resignation as Secretary of State to outsource the State Department to India, the White House confirmed today. With budget deficits spiraling out of control, the president saw a chance for significant cost-savings by having all of the State Department’s diplomatic […]

Loser geeks gotta stick together

Mir discusses her inner geek in this post, which reminded me of an episode over the weekend. To get ready for Poppa’s memorial service, we decided to have some old photos enlarged and framed. By “we” of course I mean my wife and “old photos” means that some of them date back before there was […]

Mo’ quickies

“According to USA Today, the Kerry campaign now has $28 million dollars in the bank. After hearing this, Mrs. Kerry said, ‘That is so cute.’” —Conan O’Brien “President Bush still says Iraq has weapons of mass destruction we never found. It sounds like he is back on those drugs he never did.” —Craig Kilborn