Tag: drinking

Pirates, rum, that sort of thing

I don’t know how I feel about turning theme-park rides into movies or vice-versa, but I liked Pirates and like this little bit: ELIZABETH: But … you did it before! Last time — JACK: Last time, I was here a grand total of three days. Last time, the rumrunners who used this island as a […]

Signs Your Memorial Day Weekend Sucked

16) Huge grill marks on your ass. 15) Stay in the local burn ward now part of the family cookout tradition. 14) Your secret weekend “get away” is actually a web site. 13) Image of Grandpa in his Speedo is indelibly burned into your memory. 12) Your improbable kebob skewer mishap headlines local paper. 11) […]