I just ran across this (automated) listing when looking at hotels at Expedia: Standard room with king bed, sleeps 1 children That could not have been written by parents. Our king size bed easily sleeps two adults, two kids, two cats, and two dogs. Okay, maybe I’m stretching the definition of “easily” a little bit, […]
Let’s see: Spent two hours at the muffler and brake place. With my kids. Learned that I have what appears to be a cracked radiator. Didn’t get it repaired since I’m broke. Bought shoes. Returned shoes that were too small. Bought other shoes. Mailed boxes at the post office. Paid bills. Just about melted when […]
Dear Dogs (yes, all four of you), When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still three of you in the way. The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. (Please […]