“I got better.” Thanks, everyone, for the kind words after my lame-o post this afternoon. I went out and found some “Shock the Chunky Monkey,” which is a new Ben and Jerry’s flavor with little chunks of chocolate-coated Prozac, swirls of caramel, and banana ice cream. It’s da bomb! Seriously, folks, if I had some […]
Okay, I’ve been down for too long. This just sucks. (eloquent, ain’t I?) I’m hoping maybe if I just make a stupid list I can start to get over myself already. So, in an effort to either a)wallow deeper or b)pull myself up by the bootstraps (whatever they are), I’ve made a list of shit […]
You can’t decide if you should drink heavily or just go drive your car into a tree somewhere. This is looking attractive: The Department of the Army is seeking to hire highly skilled and deeply motivated U.S. citizens to work as civilians assisting the Iraq Project and Contracting Office deliver services, supplies and infrastructure identified […]