Where’s C3PO when you need him?

I need help translating the following: Your appointment [blah blah]231 has been confirmed for 1:30 PM to 4:30 PM on 04/20/2005. We appreciate your business and look forward to providing timely service to you. Sincerly, Dell Computer Corporation Dude on the phone: “Sir, you do not have an appointment. Would you like to set one […]

mixed blessing

My little girl is sick. Not bad sick, but sick enough to miss daycare. She was acting like a zombie yesterday, and has a runny nose. That’s about it. This morning she is trying to put shirts on as pants and getting frustrated if they don’t fit. She already has on two pair of shorts, […]

lack of support

I’m gonna paraphrase Mir, here, and say Hypothetically I have a technical support person in “chat” mode from somewhere trying to help me with my Dell. My baby is making more sense, though, and all she has is a plastic Home Depot jackhammer.