Senior Jokes

CAR CARE An elderly Florida resident called 911 on her cell phone. To report her car had been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: “They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel , the brake pedal and even the accelerator!” she cried. The dispatcher said, “Stay calm. An officer […]

River runs through it

My son insisted we watch Serenity last night, as it had been a while.  I think I’ve made it clear, but dayum I love that movie! Teacher: It’s true that there are dangers on the outer planets. So with so many social and medical advancements… we can bring to the Independents.. why would they fight […]

Meet the next people Robertson will want smitten

All I can think of is “I wanna be an Airborne Ranger, live a life of sex and danger…” GIs from celebrated unit in gay porn? And our hard-pressing media asked if they had been moved out of their barracks yet. WTF? You know they “can’t tell.”