Holds envelope up to forehead: “You step on it again, and it cracks this time.” – tearing open the envelope – “What happens when you don’t remove the bird your cat has “given” you just inside the door to the garage the moment you find it.”
This cracks me up. See, kids? Lying will get you into trouble. This guy’s parrot started mimicking his girlfriend saying “I love you” – to someone else. The African grey parrot kept squawking “I love you, Gary” as his owner, Chris Taylor, sat with girlfriend Suzy Collins on the sofa of their shared flat in […]
If you think Stack the Cats is addictive? You do not want to get Katamari Damacy. Trust me on this. You will never. leave. your couch. again. It’s so bad it has it’s own Wikipedia entry. I have started hiding the game under my crack pipe, so at least I do something meaningful before I […]