Again, Andy Borowitz nails one.

BARBARA BUSH RELOCATED Former First Lady Moved to New Location Away From Cameras, Microphones Just days after former First Lady Barbara Bush made widely publicized remarks about people made homeless by Hurricane Katrina, the White House said today that Mrs. Bush had been moved to “a new location away from television cameras and microphones.” Mrs. […]

randomness

I’ve tried to let it go, but I can’t. Why the hell didn’t somebody tell the President that Washington was under attack the other day? I got chewed out once for not telling the wait staff of the restaurant where I was working that we were out of clam chowder. Imagine the Secret Service guys: […]

What about the sanctity of marriage?

I guess technically they weren’t on US soil, but why didn’t congress stay up all night passing a law against this kind of thing? “I know that country singers wear their cowboy hats all the time, but technically speaking, cowboy hats are worn by cowboys when they are doing cowboy activities.” Hats have no place […]