The sound of thunder?

Bush went on TV a while ago and said the usual stupid things. Like this: “The only thing standing between these vast resources and the American people is action from Congress,” he said. “The sooner Congress lifts the ban, the sooner we can get these resources from the ocean floor to the refineries to the […]

How do I receive my stimulus payment?

Not only have they spent millions telling us that we are GETTING a payment, now all the congress critters are sending out junk mail telling us how to get it. How do you get it? IT WILL BE MAILED TO YOU. Um, that’s pretty hard to understand, better buy some more airtime to explain it.

Dear Congress:

If you’re done harassing has-been baseball players and their trainers, perhaps you’d like to explain (and use little words, please) just what the fuck is going on with Wall Street and why we feel it necessary that the US Taxpayers should bail the rich asshats out? Thanks.