Sir Gripesalot

Oh, man, I’m in a nasty mood. You don’t wanna be near me. I’ve been yelling at the kids all morning, howling at traffic, I even glared at the lady at the coffee place when she said “We actually don’t have “large,” just small and regular.” It’s not her fault that I like to think […]

Why my wife isn’t allowed to ever leave me

I just heard Keith do this one (live on the radio) and damn if it doesn’t just nail how I am without somebody to watch over me. No, not just anybody, but a certain someone with whom I’ve shared over half my life. Tearing The House Down Woke up to the ringing bell before the […]

Stuffage

I know this is random, but hey, so am I. Take a shower during a thunderstorm. Yes or no? Why do I dwell on things I have absolutely no control over? I had something important to write about (well, important enough to write a “random” entry) and now I can’t remember what it was. It […]