I couldn’t decide which spelling, so I went with them both. Of course, this is a (very brief) review of “Closer.” Um, let’s see. Time jumps around in a funny way, Julia Roberts and Queen Amidala have lots of oral sex but not with each other (meaning, they talk about it, is all, the clothes […]
One in five of the page hits I received last night were for a google image search for Emma Watson’s boobs. Um, okay. Actually, it’s closer to two in five, once you count the various GIS servers (poland, UK, france, etc.)
A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub… She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. “Are you the manager?” she asked, softly stroking his face with […]