257 Months

Have you ever known a couple that was all mushy and lovey-dovey and it really just irritates you? That used to be us. A long time ago, in a galaxy not too far away, my phone rang and a good friend of mine said “Are you going to the prom?” I said, er, no, I […]

Beer makes me fat

No, not part of my diet, but a line from a Pat Green song we heard on the way to school today. You know my kids love their drinking songs, and this one is fun to sing along with… Every day in lunch in High School and all of my senior year I’d drink my […]

Weekend lights

Some high, some low: After leaving work on Friday I stopped to donate blood. Not because it’s 9/11, but because it has been a while (I’m some variant of Type O so the vampires always call me and beg). Riddle me this: why does it take so long? 90 minutes I was there. Not much […]