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Hallelujah everybody say cheese

December 8, 2006 in Music by Ben

Ah, it’s a weekend.

Carve the turkey, turn the ballgame on
Make bloody marys cause we all want one.
Send somebody to the Stop â€˜N Go,
we need some celery and a can of fake snow,
a bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite,
a box of tampons and some Salem Lights.
Halleluja everybody say cheese,
Merry Christmas from the Family.

Feliz Navidadâ€¦

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It’s beginning to look a lot like…

November 26, 2006 in Kids by Ben | 2 comments

My oldest is singing “we wish you a merry christmas.”

Only he’s doing it underwater, in the bathtub, so it sounds more like gurgling.

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Merry Christmas Eve (observed)

December 23, 2005 in Home, Kids by Ben

If you’re fortunate like me, you have today off work because perhaps you work monday-friday and they kinda have to give you the 24th off so now they give you the 23rd off too. Maybe.

Anyway, I have three kids. Only one seems concerned about exactly WHEN Santa is coming. The other two seem to be off in a world all their own. Kinda like me, heh.

anyway, I’m leaving town, don’t know when we’ll be back (next week, certainly) and probably won’t post. Unless we don’t leave today and I need to post to try and retain what’s left of my sanity. Anyways.

Merry Christmas, everyone. And coming from me, that doesn’t mean a whole lot, does it?

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