We’re here to pump (clap) you up!

Wherein the silly old bear bitches for a minute about the state of gas stations. I remember when I was a young driver, back when mastodons roamed the earth and the Cowboys could still play football, if you ever needed to put air in one of your tires you could just do so while waiting […]

Wax on. Wax off.

Hi y’all, here’s an update of sorts. Or maybe just more information? Thank you all for your comments and concern, I’ll try and fill in a little bit. It’s hard to write since every time I start I begin ranting or go off on a tangent and it turns to mush. Let’s see: This isn’t […]

Get your motor running

Last summer, after Midas fucked up my car, I took it to my “regular” mechanic. Now, you would think I would know better than to let Midas fuck up my car, but I was under the mistaken impression that their warranty meant something and they had worked on it before. They finally managed to get […]