Once again, my parents would be proud

Don’t you love random search strings people find you with? Yahoo! Search Results for fucking summer camp nurse The thing I’d like to make clear, however, is: my summer camp didn’t have a nurse. Yet another of those cherished American childhood pastimes that I missed out on, poor underpriveleged me.

The new phone book’s here! The new phone book’s here!

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Friday morning at Rita-not-so-central

We’re hundreds of miles from the storm. We are 110 miles from Houston. There are people camping in the Kroger parking lot, clearly exhausted from driving up from the coast. I don’t know if they intend to go back on the road, or if they are thinking they are “far enough” (whatever that is) and […]