Please don’t be mad. I know we were supposed to bequeath to the next generation a world better than the one we were handed. So, sorry. I don’t know if you’ve been following the news lately, but it just kinda got away from us. Somewhere between the gold rush of easy internet profits and an […]
“According to USA Today, the Kerry campaign now has $28 million dollars in the bank. After hearing this, Mrs. Kerry said, ‘That is so cute.’” —Conan O’Brien “President Bush still says Iraq has weapons of mass destruction we never found. It sounds like he is back on those drugs he never did.” —Craig Kilborn
From the series “Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy”: Charming man. I wish I had a daughter so I could forbid her to marry one… “I refuse to prove that I exist,” says God, “for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.” “But,” say Man, “the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn’t it? […]