Dear ConAgra

This is getting ridiculous. Now any peanut butter products you may have had a hand in for the last three years is suspect? I mean, seriously, do y’all like, test things at your factory? Don’t answer that. Let’s make a deal – would you mind starting?

Old man, in winter

Somebody changed their mind, and no my wife and I have the day off work. But somebody else is holding steady, and the kids are going to school two hours late. oh please please please please please please please please please can they go to school? 1) we’ve been in this house. Together. Since Friday. […]

Weekend Update, Part III

Yes, we’re into Day Three of what might be a Four Day Weekend. Ice Storm Cometh. I’m on my last beer, but luckily I have wine as backup. And if things get really ugly, I’ll break into the Maker’s Mark. We also have other essentials, like a jumbo jug of Poppycock (“My, what a big […]