President Creates Cabinet-Level Position To Coordinate Scandals | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source (full text at link): “‘Tonight, by executive order, I am creating a permanent department with a vital mission: to ensure that the political scandals, underhanded dealings, and outright criminal activities of this administration are handled in a professional and orderly […]
Okay, bird flu. (In about six months there will be a few movies on “Sci-fi” and “TBS,” plus three ‘reality’ shows on Fox such as “are you infected?” but till then you get to hear me bitch.) I know this is CNN’s summary of what I hope is a real play for dealing with this […]
BARBARA BUSH RELOCATED Former First Lady Moved to New Location Away From Cameras, Microphones Just days after former First Lady Barbara Bush made widely publicized remarks about people made homeless by Hurricane Katrina, the White House said today that Mrs. Bush had been moved to “a new location away from television cameras and microphones.†Mrs. […]