Tired of talking about quail?

Let’s talk about bush. Or, at least, bush teasing. Yeah, Catherine’s coming back.. And, just for Google’s sake, they’re trying to get this in the Wiki… Quailtard is a word combining “Quail,” a mid-sized game bird of the pheasant family, and “tard,” a contraction of the noun “retard,” an often offensive word used to describe […]

It’s Boingalicious!

I haven’t laughed this hard all morning. Check this out: NSA Officials “give President Bush a tour of the super-secret agency’s headquarters in Fort Meade, Md.” (from the Washington Post) Now Click here to get your very own super-secret agency readouts! (Yes. They are the same. Your tax dollars at work? Or did the President […]

I didn’t even WATCH the speech yet expected something like this

All the headlines yesterday about the US ‘reducing dependence on foreign oil by 75% by 2025″? Yeah, uh, “never mind” “This was purely an example,” Energy Secretary Samuel Bodman said. Yeah, wouldn’t want to piss off our friends and shining example of democracy in action, the House of Saud. KRT Wire | 02/01/2006 | Administration […]