Heard at the office
“Let’s hope Bush’s parachute jump goes well, or we might get next Friday off, too.”
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Whew, this place needs to lighten up
“Two new polls show Arnold Schwarzenegger is the most popular Governor of California since 1991, when Governor Hasselhoff ran the state. When your competition is Pete Wilson and Gray Davis, is it really that big a deal to be most popular? It’s like being the smartest Hilton sister.” —Jimmy Kimmel “This election is shaping up […]
Ashcroft
Ashcroft said seven people being sought in terrorism investigations “pose a clear and present danger to America.” He also said this was his Sum of All Fears and that he wasn’t just playing Patriot Games. He announced more funding for the Hunt for Red October and declared there could be a Red Storm Rising unless […]